we have officially lost it.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I intend to get homeless drunk
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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