when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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