so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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