just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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