Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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