"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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