I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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