Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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