Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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