dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
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I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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