Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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