Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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