i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I cockslap morals
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
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The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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