Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
