Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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