You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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