Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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