He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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