My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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