so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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