what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize