can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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