Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
