Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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