when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
My cat gives me a boner
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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