awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
So apparently I’m into choking now
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