found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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