Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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