It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
