plz talk dirty to me
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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