goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You have to summon your inner elephant
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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