I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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