so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
bring money and cleavage
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I just had sex on a roof
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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