We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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