I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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