That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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