Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
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How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
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She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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