Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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