is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
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I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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