one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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