i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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