party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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