It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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