So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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