Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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