He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
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i came on her dog
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
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The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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