how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
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He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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