I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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