ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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