your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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