can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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