There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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