So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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