Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!