all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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