That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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