Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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